guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy)

free-booty:

IM SO FUCKING INSECURE LIKE I LITERALLY GET SELF CONSCIOUS OVER BEING SELF CONSCIOUS

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

shawtynug:

Relationship goal: to welcome you home every day naked with a packed bong.

funkaah:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

story of my life

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking)