awwww-cute:

Indy watches my wife leave for work every morning. I think he misses her when she’s gone

awwww-cute:

Indy watches my wife leave for work every morning. I think he misses her when she’s gone

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.

Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: hxxt)

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

fast-and-fit:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

and men think the reason we get dressed up to impress them 

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat